Wrinkle Warp

Collings Fine Arts Theatre

Presents

An Olde Fashioned Musical Drama in Two Acts

WRINKLE WARP 

Or 

THE TWIST OF TIME 

 Or 

 Whose Formulation Formulated the Formula? 

by 

Barbara Lord Collings 

Admission: $12 

Group Rate (10 or more): $10 

For reservations call Barbara 

Home-763-561-4037 

School-763-560-4230 

Cell-612-250-7906 

Google-612-412-4037 

 

SHOW TIMES

Fri, April 27 7:30 pm 
Sat, April 28 7:30 pm 
Fri, May 4  7:30 pm 
Sat, May 5  7:30 pm 
Sun, May 6  3:00 pm 
Fri, May 11  7:30 pm 
Sat, May 12  7:30 pm

VAUDEVILLE RECRUITED

Collings School of Fine Arts Presents:

Vaudeville Recruited

There's no business like show business!

Show dates:

February 17th, 18th at 7:30 p.m.

February 19th at 2:00 p.m.

February 24th at 7:30 p.m.

February 25th at 7:30 p.

February 26th at 3:00 p.m.

It's great - Have you seen it? They've got stuff!

Reserved Seating - Call 763 561 4037 Barbara Collings

Yes folks - It's that time again. Get your little piece of Tropical Cruising while you are in Minnesota in the winter time.

Some bad guys
Some good guys
A little love


 

Alan used to work on this cruise ship!

Fitness Folly

or 

Paynes Pills and Potions

Are you ready for the April 2nd opening date for "Fitness Folly"? 

Be there or be square!

Show dates: 4/2, 4/8, 4/9, 4/15, 4/16, 4/17

Times: 7:30 p.m. 4/2, 4/8, 4/9, 4/15, 4/16

           4:00 p.m. Sunday 4/17

Alan will be opening the show with some new material. He has had some requests but after much thought, he has decided to keep opening the shows.

No Pain - No
 Gain

Hotel Hullabaloo

Trickery, Gambling, a little love, and Artistic theft is the theme. But as usual, one gets what one deserves.

7:30 p.m. October 23, 29, 30

7:30 p.m. November 5, 6, 12, 13 

4:00 p.m. November 14

Alan will  open the show with his corny jokes. You will also have the pleasure of seeing him act. He has 5 lines to remember. Lets see if he can get it right. Next year we will be upgrading him to six lines based on this years performance.

March Spring Play. Wildwood Wiles or Victims in the Vale

Friday March 12th 7:30 p.m.
Sat March 13th  7:30 p.m.
Friday March 19th  7:30 p.m.
Friday March 26th  7:30 p.m.
Sat March 27th  7:30 p.m.
Sunday March 28th 4:00 p.m.

Admission $12.00 Group Rates $10.00 (10 or more)

Your real hero, Alan, will be there to open the show and explain everything.

Heist at Heaven's Gate II

An Olde Fashioned Musical Melodrama in Two Acts

1 p.m. Thursday Jan 28th, Feb 4, 11, Mar 4, Apr 8, May 6,13,20

1 p.m. Friday Jan 29, Feb 5, 12, Mar 5, Apr 9, May 7,14,21

7:30 p.m. Sat Jan 30

Admission: $15
Group Rate (10 or more) $12



For reservations call Barbara at 763 561 4037 or 763 560 4230

Illys Island Imbroglio Imigrant Ills or Imposters Impose Illicit ills on Irate Immigrants.

Opens Saturday October 24th 7:30

October 30th 7:30 - November 1st 6:00 p.m.

November 5th 6th 13th and 14th 7:30 p.m. - November 15th 4:00 p.m.

The excited immigrants arrive at Illys (not Ellis) Island only to be ripped off by illegal

imposter idiots imposing ills on immigrants. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Your favorite comedian Alan will open the show and has 2 lines in a scene.

We've dropped Alan's lines down from 5 in the last show. He was so bad on

one particullar scene that the audience were still booing when

Lloyd appeared in the next scene.

Be there or be square..

Quigley's Quagmire

Ready for the Spring?

Show Time Begins March 20th 2009.

Set in an office environment, Quigley Quack (Lloyd) sets up a psychiatry office in order to scam the general public.

His Brother, Wally Wimp (that be Alan) simply returns now and then for a refreshment of cash

Dress Rehearsal Sunday March 15th 3:00 p.m.

First Performance Friday March 20th Then:

March 27th, 28th, 29th

April 3rd, 4th

Rehearsal times for March are Mandatory

Surgical Scullduggery or Hillarious Hos-pi-tilities or One Shot Leads to Another or The Kidd gets It In The End

SHOW TIME!

OK, so some dude gets shot in the Corribungus. I guess you will have to be there to find out where the heck your corribungus is but let me give you a hint: 

("The Kidd Get's It In The End")

A big bank robbery has gone down, a few guys got shot and the show begins in the hospital ward.

This is a family show, so don't come if you are expecting to see someone's corribungus sticking up in the air taking a shot from a nurse.  It ain't happenin.

As usual, our MC (that be me) will open the show with the same old jokes.

Be there or be square.

Show Times:

October 24th opening 7:30 p.m.

October 25th 7:30

November 1st (sat) 7:30

November 7th 7:30 p.m.

Novermber 8th 7:30 p.m.

November 9th 6:00 p.m.

November 14th 7:30 p.m.

November 15th 7:30 p.m.

Summer Program

Drama camps

Dance Camp

Private piano lessons

Private voice lessons

Guitar lessons available

Call 763-560-4230 to register

Palmer Lake Childrens Theatre

Palmer Lake Children's Theatre will present "Annie with a bit of a Twist" on June 6, 7, 13 & 14 at 7 PM and June 8 & 15 at 3 PM. Tickets $10 for Adults and
$5 for kids 11 and under. Call Kathy 612-788-6556 or 612-618-1520 for tickets.

Summer Theater Camps - Session 1 - Playwriting for kids 11 and up Session 2 - Acting for Children ages 5 to 10 and Session 3 Acting for Teens. For enrollment form and dates call Kathy 612-788-6556 or 612-618-1520.

MORDECIAH'S METAMORPHOSIS

SHOW TIME!

This melodrama is set in a mortuary! The dead guy is not really dead but he gets to observe quite the goings on. I'm wondering how he goes to the toilet?

Going to be a fine funny fab melodrama.

Show times are (As listed on the calendar)
Dress rehearsal April 8th 2008 Photo Shoot.

Friday's April 11th, 18th 25th
Saturday's April 12th 19th 26th
Sunday's April 13th 20th 27th

Questions? Call Barbara Collings at 763 561 4037

SEE YA THERE!

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Directed by Kathy Boecher

Play dates:
January 2008 on 18th, 19th, 25th and 26th at 7:00 p.m.
January 20th, 27th at 3:00 p.m.

Tickets are $10 for Adults and $5 for children up to age 11 years.

Contact Kathy at 612 788 6556 for reservations.

Palmer Lake Children's Theater is directed owned an run by Kathy Boecher. Children of all ages learn the skills of theater, choreography, public speaking and independent thinking. Wonderful skills that will assist them when they finally present themselves to the world.

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