Illys Island Imbroglio Imigrant Ills or Imposters Impose Illicit ills on Irate Immigrants.

Opens Saturday October 24th 7:30

October 30th 7:30 - November 1st 6:00 p.m.

November 5th 6th 13th and 14th 7:30 p.m. - November 15th 4:00 p.m.

The excited immigrants arrive at Illys (not Ellis) Island only to be ripped off by illegal

imposter idiots imposing ills on immigrants. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Your favorite comedian Alan will open the show and has 2 lines in a scene.

We've dropped Alan's lines down from 5 in the last show. He was so bad on

one particullar scene that the audience were still booing when

Lloyd appeared in the next scene.

Be there or be square..

Quigley's Quagmire

Ready for the Spring?

Show Time Begins March 20th 2009.

Set in an office environment, Quigley Quack (Lloyd) sets up a psychiatry office in order to scam the general public.

His Brother, Wally Wimp (that be Alan) simply returns now and then for a refreshment of cash

Dress Rehearsal Sunday March 15th 3:00 p.m.

First Performance Friday March 20th Then:

March 27th, 28th, 29th

April 3rd, 4th

Rehearsal times for March are Mandatory

Surgical Scullduggery or Hillarious Hos-pi-tilities or One Shot Leads to Another or The Kidd gets It In The End

SHOW TIME!

OK, so some dude gets shot in the Corribungus. I guess you will have to be there to find out where the heck your corribungus is but let me give you a hint: 

("The Kidd Get's It In The End")

A big bank robbery has gone down, a few guys got shot and the show begins in the hospital ward.

This is a family show, so don't come if you are expecting to see someone's corribungus sticking up in the air taking a shot from a nurse.  It ain't happenin.

As usual, our MC (that be me) will open the show with the same old jokes.

Be there or be square.

Show Times:

October 24th opening 7:30 p.m.

October 25th 7:30

November 1st (sat) 7:30

November 7th 7:30 p.m.

Novermber 8th 7:30 p.m.

November 9th 6:00 p.m.

November 14th 7:30 p.m.

November 15th 7:30 p.m.

Summer Program

Drama camps

Dance Camp

Private piano lessons

Private voice lessons

Guitar lessons available

Call 763-560-4230 to register

Palmer Lake Childrens Theatre

Palmer Lake Children's Theatre will present "Annie with a bit of a Twist" on June 6, 7, 13 & 14 at 7 PM and June 8 & 15 at 3 PM. Tickets $10 for Adults and
$5 for kids 11 and under. Call Kathy 612-788-6556 or 612-618-1520 for tickets.

Summer Theater Camps - Session 1 - Playwriting for kids 11 and up Session 2 - Acting for Children ages 5 to 10 and Session 3 Acting for Teens. For enrollment form and dates call Kathy 612-788-6556 or 612-618-1520.

MORDECIAH'S METAMORPHOSIS

SHOW TIME!

This melodrama is set in a mortuary! The dead guy is not really dead but he gets to observe quite the goings on. I'm wondering how he goes to the toilet?

Going to be a fine funny fab melodrama.

Show times are (As listed on the calendar)
Dress rehearsal April 8th 2008 Photo Shoot.

Friday's April 11th, 18th 25th
Saturday's April 12th 19th 26th
Sunday's April 13th 20th 27th

Questions? Call Barbara Collings at 763 561 4037

SEE YA THERE!

The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. Directed by Kathy Boecher

Play dates:
January 2008 on 18th, 19th, 25th and 26th at 7:00 p.m.
January 20th, 27th at 3:00 p.m.

Tickets are $10 for Adults and $5 for children up to age 11 years.

Contact Kathy at 612 788 6556 for reservations.

Palmer Lake Children's Theater is directed owned an run by Kathy Boecher. Children of all ages learn the skills of theater, choreography, public speaking and independent thinking. Wonderful skills that will assist them when they finally present themselves to the world.

Publish Post

Pompador's Perilous Predicament OR Hair Today Gone Tomorrow OR All's Fair in Love and War

Another night out with the Collings. No clues as to the plot but it seems like the set is arranged like a barbers salon.
Ticket pricing is $10.00. 2 hours of fun and of course Alan will open the show with his never heard before jokes and magic. We bring Alan in near the end of the show as an incentive for you to stay.

So come see Alan and the rest of the cast and congratulate Alan at the end of the show for his award winning appearance.

October 21 Dress Rehearsal and pictures.
October 26, 27 7:30 p.m.
November 2, 3, 4, 9, 10, 11

Sunday performance starts at 6:00 p.m.
All other shows start at 7:30 p.m.

Carnival Capers

Fridays:
March 16th 23rd 30th
Saturdays:
March 17th 24th 31st
Sunday
March 25th

Admission: $9.00
For Reservations, call Barbara at 763 561 4037
or
763 560 4230

Practice times and dates

Friday Feb 23rd. Act 1 for everyone 7:00 p.m. sharp
Sat 24th. Music at 1:00 for villians 2:30 Tina 4:30 Jeanne and Lloyd and Cheryl 5:30 Tim and Sarah
Sunday 25th Feb 3:00 p.m. Act 2 Run through
Friday March 2nd 7:00 P.M. Act 1 and act 2
Saturday. March 3rd 1:00 p.m. Music Review with choreography .
Sunday March 4th 3:00 p.m. Act 1 and act 2 Costumes but no makeup
Friday March 9th 7:00 p.m. Act 1 and act 2 Costumes but no makeup. David Thul required also.
Saturday March 10th. 1:00 p.m.touch up work for everyone who needs work.
Sunday March 11th. Building open at 1:30. Pictures from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m.

Practice Music: READY.MID

Dress Rehearsal at 3:30 p.m.

Peter Pan Presented by Kathy Boecher

Dress Rehearsal date: Thursday 18th at 6:30 sharp. All cast members required to be at the theatre by 6:00 p.m.

Performance Dates:

January: 19th 20th 26th 27th at 7:00p.m.
January 21st and 28th at 3:00p.m.

Ticket Prices:
Under 11 years of age $5.00
Adults $9.00

Reservations, call Kathy 612 788 6556

Director.......................................Kathy Boecher
Lighting technical...................... Barb Pollard

Eddies Escort Escapade or Who's Who at the Masquerade

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Another fine arts Melodrama written by Barbara Lord Collings. A 1920 era melodrama, suitable for all family members. Come be a part of an eccentric audience and be directed by the sign holder to boo hiss. My lips are sealed regarding the plot but I have a feeling this is going to be real funny like. Reservations only. Call Barbara at 763 561 4037
click here for a map to Collings School of Fine Arts
reserve early, this place gets packed! We boo hiss people who arrive without a reservation.

Cast Members (26)
Read through September 15th 2006. All cast members are required to attend.
Practice times are typically Friday nights, Sat afternoon and Sunday afternoon.


Dress Rehearsal: Sunday October 22th 3:00 p.m. sharp. Photo shots will be taken.

Performance Dates:
Friday October 27th 7:30 p.m.
Saturday October 28th 7:30

Friday November 3rd 7:30 p.m.
Saturday November 4th 7:30 p.m.
Sunday November 5th 6:00 p.m.

Friday November 10th 7:30 p.m.
Saturday November 11th 7:30 p.m.